supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

(Source: jourdonnais)

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markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

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bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

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ladymalchav:

sherlokian:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Next week on Supernatural.

‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘

‘sHUT UP SAM’

‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘

‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’

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cas-get-into-my-ass:

YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WITH YOUR STUPID FACE AND YOUR STUPID SMILE I HATE YOU

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